Hill Dictionary

Briefing Binder /bree-fing byn-der/ · noun
A heavy paper object staffers create to prove they read everything. Rarely read by the person it’s handed to.

Constituent Call /kun-stih-choo-uhnt call/ · noun
A roulette wheel of emotions. Could be a heartfelt thank-you or a 20-minute rant about Area 51.

Hearing Hair /heer-ing hair/ · noun
That extra 10 minute in the morning because your boss is testifying and CSPAN might be watching.

Hilltern /hill-turn/ · noun
The coffee-fueled backbone of Congressional summers; will work for networking opportunities and free snacks.

Motion to Adjourn /moh-shun tuh uh-jurn/ · noun
The most beautiful words in the English language at 7:30pm.

Roll Call Vote /rohl call voht/ · noun
When democracy happens… one name at a time. Not ideal for bathroom breaks.

Staff Assistant /staf uh-sis-tuhnt/ · noun
The person somehow answering phones, giving tours, fixing the printer, coordinating lunch, and knowing exactly where everyone is at all times.

Whip Count /wip kownt/ · noun
The legislative version of herding cats. A constantly changing estimate of who’s in, who’s out, and who is “leaning yes” until five minutes before the vote.